Comic by Cassian, at Poly in Pictures. The version on the original site is larger & easier to read – go there 🙂 . Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
I like to confuse cold callers. Is this the lady of the house?
Um, No, who’s calling please? May I speak to the lady or man of the house please?
There are no men or women living here. Who is this? Oh.. I er. *Beeeeep*
1) So what’s your real name
2) That would be the one you know me by
1) No, I mean what name did your parents give you?
2) You think my “real” name is the one chosen by someone else before I understood the concept of names, instead of the identity I chose for myself?
2) Henceforth, I shall call you embryo
1) It does have a nice ring to it…