Comic by Cassian, at Poly in Pictures. The version on the original site is larger & easier to read – go there 🙂 . Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
I like to confuse cold callers.
Is this the lady of the house?
Um, No, who’s calling please?
May I speak to the lady or man of the house please?
There are no men or women living here. Who is this?
Oh.. I er. *Beeeeep*